Granny Mae's Place

Comedian Diana Salameh

Artwork by Youtuber jantheempress

Watch A Beavers Dam Christmas Special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtSji26R1o

All Characters played by Diana Salameh

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Come on in sit a spell and enjoy the one and only Beaver Damn Mississippi Celebrity, Granny Mae Bankhead. Just make sure to bring along with you enough moonshine to keep her happy during your stay .</FONT></STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p>  </td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif" height="30" width="1" alt=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="287" valign="top">  <p> <div align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td align="center" background="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center"> <tr> <TD HEIGHT="15" COLSPAN="3" bgcolor="#666666"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" BORDER="0" ALT=""></TD> </tr> <tr> <td width="15" bgcolor="#666666"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> <td><img alt="grannymae.jpg" border="" src="sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/grannymae.jpg" vspace="0" hspace="0" width="300"></td> <td width="15" bgcolor="#666666"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td height="15" colspan="3" bgcolor="#666666"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#660099 size=5>Granny  Questions</FONT></STRONG> </DIV></font> </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#ff0000 size=5><STRONG>What happend to Granny Mae's teeth? and what does she eat now that they are gone?</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ff0000 size=5><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ff0000 size=5><STRONG>What does Granny Mae's mix with her moonshine?</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p> <div align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td align="center" background="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif"> <table align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center"> <tr> <TD HEIGHT="13" COLSPAN="3" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" BORDER="0" ALT=""></TD> </tr> <tr> <td width="13" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="13" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> <td><a href="/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidth=actual&linkpath=http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/apict0233smallv.jpg&target=tlx_new" target="tlx_new"><font color="black"><img alt="apict0233smallv.jpg" border="" src="sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/apict0233smallv.jpg" vspace="0" hspace="0" width="240"></font></a></td> <td width="13" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="13" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td height="13" colspan="3" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </p>  </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td width="10"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif" width="10" alt=""></td> <td valign="top"> <table cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr> <td width="287" valign="top">  <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Granny Mae's Store</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Raising Money for </STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>SIDS Research  </STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>The Angel Cheeks Foundations</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT size=1><FONT color=#ff0000> </FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><STRONG><U><FONT color=#ff0000 size=1><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/grannymae"><font color="black">http://www.cafepress.com/grannymae</font></a></FONT></U></STRONG></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><U><FONT size=1></FONT></U><BR> </STRONG></DIV></FONT> </font> </p> <p> <div align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td align="center" background="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif"> <table align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center"> <tr> <TD HEIGHT="13" COLSPAN="3" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" BORDER="0" ALT=""></TD> </tr> <tr> <td width="13" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="13" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> <td><a href="/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidth=actual&linkpath=http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/apict0227smallv.jpg&target=tlx_new" target="tlx_new"><font color="black"><img alt="apict0227smallv.jpg" border="" src="sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/apict0227smallv.jpg" vspace="0" hspace="0" width="180"></font></a></td> <td width="13" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="13" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> <tr> <td height="13" colspan="3" bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/blank.gif" WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" BORDER="0" ALT=""></td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT color=#660099 size=4><STRONG>Granny Mae, as seen on Youtube seems to be upset cause she is out of Whiskey.</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#cc6600 size=5><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Granny Mae</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Wants a Job</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><a href="http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/GrannyMaewantsajob.avi"><font color="black">click here to play video</font></a></font>   </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#cc6600 size=5><STRONG>  <FONT color=#660099>Granny Mae</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=left><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Does Phone Sex</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><a href="http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/GrannyMaeDoesPhoneSex.avi"><font color="black">click here to play video</font></a></font>   </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Granny Mae Gets A MakeOver</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>By Loco Mamma</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><a href="http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/grannymaegetsamakeover.mpg"><font color="black">click here to play video</font></a></font>   </p> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Granny Mae</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Verses</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman,Times,serif" color=#660099 size=5><STRONG>Witchy Pooh</STRONG></FONT> </DIV></font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="2" color="black"><a href="http://www.granny-maes-place.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/grannymaeverseswitchypooh2.mpg"><font color="black">click here to play video</font></a></font>   </p>  </td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif" height="30" width="1" alt=""></td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="287" valign="top">   </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> <tr> <td width="596" valign="top">  <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif" size="1" color="003399"><b><DIV><style type="text/css"> @import 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Nashville Recording Artist Rachel Eddy</FONT> </DIV></b></font> </p> <p>  <embed autostart="true" hidden="true" loop="false" src="http://granny-maes-place.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/rachel_eddy-oh_my_little_darlin.mp3"></embed>   </p>    </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td width="2"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif" height="2" width="2" alt=""></td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td colspan="4" width="759"><img src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/layout/spacer.gif" height="2" width="1" alt=""></td> </tr> </table> </body> </html>